mother's day is around the corner

Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroach Brooch

according to their website:

"These insects come in varied patterns and are decorated with the finest Austrian Swarovski crystal.
Each roach takes about an hour of painstaking work to achieve his final magical glory.
All roaches are male to ensure sterility, and come complete with a leash set.
This consists of a gorgeous pin you attach to your clothing with a chain
that clasps to the cockraoch's carapace to keep him from running amok.
The lifespan of these animals is approximately one year if housed and fed properly."

all that for just $80.