LOST: CANNES GOLD LION Date: 2006 06 21 Time: JUST AFTER THE AWARD SHOW LOCATION: MSN BEACH PARTY
I was drunk and I regret it.
Imagine yourself waking up the morning after you buried your employer’s Cannes Lion on some beach in Cannes. Sounds like a lot of fun until you realize you don’t remember where it was.
Anyhow, that’s me, stretched out in bed with hangover-angst pumping through my veins. (groan) To make things worse, I’ve only been with the company for three months. A company that was generous enough to send me on a 3-day vacation to claim the prize and bring it home. Now it’s buried somewhere on the beach of the Palm Beach Casino in Cannes.
Please help me get it back. The cost of replacing the lion is what a fast food employee earns in two months. Okay, I earn more but still, it’s a lot of money. I tell you what: If you help me find the lion I’ll give you $1000. No questions asked. Just return something resembling a golden Cyber Lion and I’ll happily hand you a thick wad of cash.
The most regretful employee on earth,
P.S. This is not a prank. This is not a game. This is not a clever campaign (like Pjotro.com). This is just me, wanting to put things right. Help me.