death from a hug (from behind)

"OAK PARK, Ill. - If you need a hug, you won't get it at Percy Julian Middle School.
Principal Victoria Sharts banned hugging among the suburban Chicago school's 860 students
anywhere inside the building. She said students were forming "hug lines"
that made them late for classes and crowded the hallways."

her last name is "sharts?!?"

no wonder she banned hugging.

i wouldn't want to
hug
anyone
either
if i had
a smelly, liquid explosion
running down
my ass crack
all the time.

she
should ban
shitting while farting.

kill two turds with one fart.

so to speak.

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