death from curti$$$

new fiddy.

50 Cent "I Get Money"

(nah right on point)

death from fat dudes 'n crystal cats

apparently,
no relation.

Mandrill "Fat City Strut"

death from enter the 36 trailers

seems like
every time
i reach-around,
i mean
turn around,
there's
a new wu documentary.

Sheek Louch feat. Ghostface Killah "Movie Niggas"

death from a full house

stephanie tanner, um, grew up.

i mean, grew out.

yeah. definitely. grew out.

how long till hef calls?

Kelley Polar "The Rooms in My House Have Many Parties"

death from my thumps

my thumps. my thumps. my lovely icky thumps.

The White Stripes "Icky Thump (Hostage Remix)"

(palms out sounds on point)

death from playing god

he's hung like a zebra.

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? "That's A Good Question"

death from another coat

this whole album is sick.

Plan B feat. The Rolling Stones "Paint It Blacker"

death from hey there, delilah

death from riding a piece of wood down the street

pretty ricockulous if you ask me.

apparently, this cop is in deep shit.

and by deep shit, i mean bottomless poo.

KRS-One "Sound Of Da Police"

death from a new destination

sure,
i'm talking about
this tune.

but
i'm also
all up in legs
about
the new
rub board.

not sure what happened to the hollertronix board.

if don't know,
now you still don't know,
niggah.

Steppenwolf "Magic Carpet Ride (HCY & Darko Remix)"

death from my god

good thing i'm an athiest.

whewh, thank god.

oh.

Mark Ronson feat. Lily Allen "Oh My God (Chris Lake Remix)"

death from live at monterey

one of
my favorite
concert movies
ever.

his cover
of
the bobby d. classic
is
definitely
the highlight.

that
and
the whole
lighting the guitar on fire
thang.

The Jimi Hendrix Experience "Like A Rolling Stone" (Bob Dylan Cover)

head over
to
dr. mooney's 115th dream
to get
the rest of
the show.

death from a scarejew

Bill Fay "Pictures of Adolf Again"

death from mr. tooth decay

if
you don't
brush your teeth,
ali
will knock them out.

i haven't
actually
heard the album,
but
i'm pretty sure
it's about
punching kids.

MouseRocket "Missing Teeth"

death from meow meow meow meow meow

that's
how this song
makes me feel
inside.

i know
icky
agrees.

Timbaland feat. M.I.A. "Come Around (Eli Remix)"

death from a killer mullet

i assume
that's
what killed him.

the shooter
used to
live
in
my hometown
of
glenview
when
he was with
the cubbies.

r.i.p. r.o.d.

Oneida "Run Through My Hair"

death from the guity life

that's hott.

get it here.

dj BC "Glass Prison"

(slam x hype on point)

death from cocaine on steroids

sounds like
a night out
with
ken camineti.

r.i.p. m.v.p.

N.O.R.E & DJ Green Lantern Cocaine on Steroids (link)

(nah right on point)

death from a kid safe place

DJ Topcat "Do G'z Get a Stairway to Heaven" (Tupac vs. Led Zeppelin)

death from the world's most ghetto graffiti

kind of
a weird statement
since
grafitti started in the ghetto.

but
i think you get
what i mean.

as seen
in
the gold star
men's room.

The Moldy Peaches "Lazy Confessions"

death from a stingray

me and my pops
built
this bad boy.

if you have the means,
i highly suggest it.

Slick Rick "Sittin' in My Car"

death from a kung-fu girl

sampled
chuck dukowski's
(bassist for black flag. like duh.)
wine
this week
and
was
quite impressed.

not like that coppola shit.

Black Flag "Rise Above"

death from benny and the sweats

our friend
from
seattle
was
in town
for
a night
that lasted
a week.

still trying to recover.

Cramps "Let's Get Fucked Up"

death from a little spender

forgot to
renew
my ripway account.

that's why
downloads
were shut down
for a bit.

everything
should be
a.o.k.
now.

Freeway feat. Jay-Z "Big Spender"

death from harder, better, faster and something else

first kanye, now diplo.

Diplo "Work Is Never Over"

death from a little bit of... hanky panky

remember kids,
sex is not a game.

always wear a condom and stuff.

Platinum Pete "Cum On Your Kimono"

death from meat loaf

been
kooked up
in
my house
for
the last two days
with
terrible food poisoning.

i'm starting
to
miss people.

i can't wait
to
tell every one
in
my office
tomorrow,
"howdy ho."

Isolée "It's About My Shit (Rethough, Remixed And Lyricalised By Mocky)"

death from the word up! of mouth

these are so killer.

too bad new era passed.

Party Ben "Another One Bites Da Funk" (Queen vs. Daft Funk)

death from abe vigoda

apparently, still alive.

death from the hand of god

Annie Hardy "God's Only Nose" (Beach Boys Cover)

death from a mo-chia-pet

it's the itunes library that grows.

get
an album's worth
of
unreleased remixes.

Mochipet Mochi Legal Illegal Rocked and Choped (.zip file)

death from having more fun

i'm not sure
if
i'm talking about
blondes
or
kickers.

apparently
both
when it comes
to
the steelers'
jeff reed.

Sunday Drunks "Sunday Drunk"

death from a dead painter

bob ross, represent.

death from el awesome

serious.

this song has a triangle solo.

witness el sickness.

Pharoahe Monch "Body Baby (Optimo (Espacio) Vocal Mix)"

(electric zoo on point)

death from don't talk back

the sax
on
this mix
is
straight gully.

don't even
get me started
on
the butt sax.

zarqawi!!

The Coasters "Yakety Yak (Shaking Baby Remix)"

for more
malt shop madness
head over
to
bootlegs, bangers and booty shakers.

death from homeboyz on the side

i don't know
whether to
dance
or
have an
epileptic seizure.

M.I.A. "Boyz"

death from a cock tease

after
85 fucking episodes,
(read: 85 hours)
they
cut to black.

what the fuck?

what an insult
to
their audience.

even
seinfeld,
a show about nothing,
had an ending about something.

in fact,
the sopranos
could have ripped-off
the seinfeld ending,
(read: sending the main character to jail)
and
that would have been
better.

at least,
would have made sense.

i know
italians
are
famous
for their
meat balls.

but
these italians
just gave me
blue balls.

The Soundtrack Of Our Lives "21st Century Rip Off"

death from a new wu-vie

i
had no idea
this was
in
the works.

Wu-Tang Clan "Reunited (Reunixed By Funkstörung)"

death from a whole lotta thump

you need coolin'.

White Stripes "Icky Thump (DJ Zebra Whole Lotta Funk Remix)"

death from endurance

this song
certainly
makes me
want to run.

but
not necessarily
through the halls
of
my high school.

more like
off
a short pier.

in cement shoes.

Kanye West feat. John Mayer "Bittersweet"

(dj benzi on point)

death from the other white heat

Juelz Santana "Blow"

death from rock 'n rolling all night, partying everyday, etc.

and moments later...

and moments later...


Voreheez feat. B.O.B. "All Night Everyday"

(discobelle on point)

death from shreddy mercury

my boy
leibo
competeing
in
the u.s. air guitar championships
last night.

death from what don't kill me

although, she could.

i have to say,
i wouldn't fuck her
with
dick butkus' dick.

Kanye West "Stronger"

DADDY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME BONUS: Lil' Markie "Diary of An Unborn Child"

EDITOR'S NOTE: This ain't that radio radio rip floatin' around.

death from a few nights away from home

they're
actually
making her
stay
in a
hilton.

that's why
she's upset.

i kid. i kid.

seriously, though.

think
jail
has
tiny shampoos,
too?

Guns n' Roses "Don't Cry"

death from an upper-cut

the world's greatest
video game
gets
the movie trailer
treatment.

i can't wait
for
the sequel.

A Tribe Called Quest "The Infamous Date Rape"

death from cuba gooding, boner

Scott Williams & Kelly Jones "Dick Jokes"

(my retarded cousin billow on point)

death from the what what (in the where?)

2 Live Crew "Face Down, Ass Up (Remix)"

SAY WHAT? IN THE BUTT BONUS: Digable Planet "Examination of What"

(anne-imal on point)

death from the hair club for hipsters

seen somewhere in williamsburg.

Graham Central Station "Hair"

death from the sadist jockey

Robots In Disguise "The DJ's Got A Gun"

death from the fonz

has footwear
finally
jumped the shark?

Robert Palmer "Sailing Shoes"