death from below: August 2007

death from summer lovin'

it's driving me mad.

Elk City "Love's Like a Bomb"

death from a lady that looks like a dude

saw
grace jones
this week
having lunch
in
the west village.

there
was nothing
"super"
or
"model"
about her.

but the guy...

i mean
girl
sure can sing.

Grace Jones "Slave to the Rhythm (Serge Santiago's Special Edit)"

death from frankenstein

fuck daft punk.

i want these guys to play at my house.

(ricky dollars on point)

death from bioshock

this
exclusive EP
was
released with
the bioshock video game.

but
you can get it
below.

because i'm nice.

and
it's about time
somebody remixed
bobby darin.

well.

the me being nice part is true.

Moby & Oscar The Punk "Beyond The Sea"
Moby & Oscar The Punk "God Bless The Child"
Moby & Oscar The Punk "Wild Little Sisters"

death from down south

that's were
my pants
are
hangin'.

but
it looks like
some southern cities
are gonna
outlaw it.

way to tackle the issues, guys.

pro-life.

pro-war.

anti-gay.

anti-black.

anti-sagging pants.

they've
certainly made
the world
a better place.

Public Enemy "Hell No, We Ain't Alright"

death from growing up as an only child

made
a ton of these
car models
as a kid.

even
went to
the nationals
in
indianapolis
when
i was 12.

this
life size version
is
pretty sick.

at least to me.

that is.

Pepe Deluxe "Cruel Youth"

(crack la rock on point)

death from a feeling in the pit of my stomach

a tasty pit.

but a pit
nonetheless.

i know
i'll be
in line
at
magnolia
this weekend.

YACHT "We're Always Waiting"

death from a double-talking dick

it's
no wonder
why
his daughter
is
a lesbian
with
a male role model
like this.

Jus Ske "Our Optimistic Father"

(das music on point)

death from buying the world a coke

living in perfect harmony.

etc.

Edwin Birdsong "Cola Bottle Baby"

death from the nuge

i love
"Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"
as much as
the next guy,
but
it's hard to
rock out
to
Double Live Gonzo!
when
he
makes
such
ignorant comments.

Liam Lynch "United States of George W. Bush"

death from best offense

Blind Melon "No Rain (Flufftronix Remix 2.0)"

death from a sunny day in front of my television

can't wait for season three.

if
you haven't seen
seasons 1 or 2
of
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,
do so.

it's called itunes, people.

buy a clue.

death from rapture unreadyness

admittedly.

i am not ready.

Go Home Productions "Rapture Riders" (Blondie vs. The Doors)

death from what mormon theology is really all about

oh.

well that makes sense.

Utah Saints "Lost Vagueness (Deadly Avenger Infantile Vocal Remix)"

death from harlem days

made
a day trip
up north
to
check out
atmos.

gotta say,
it was
pretty sweet.

open market on the streets.

great vibe.

highly recommend it.

125th Street NYC "Get Down People"

death from way above

how quickly
a cock ring
turns into
a lightning rod.

Mobb Deep "Quiet Storm (Code of the Streets Beat)"

(el capitano on point)

death from a lack of maps

Matthew Friedberger "Do You Like Blondes?"

death from digital graffiti

personally,
i'm
a bigger fan
of
Physical Graffiti.

but
this is
still cool.

mark ecko
is
turning
your
cell phone
into
spray can.

read
all about it
here.

Destroyer "Painter in Your Pocket"

(young foulkes on point)

death from a message to you

they
have
a lot better
songs
than
that "rudy" song.

stop yer messin' around.

listen to some good shit.

The Specials "Gangsters"

death from an organ donation

literally.

this
is
the track
dj shadow
sampled
on
well...
"Organ Donor"

Giorgio Moroder "Tears"

death from the skull fucking bill of 2007

Emetrex "Hammer In My Skull"

death from finding in action

missing
japanese bonus tracks.

"Big Branch"
"Far Far"
"What I Got"

M.I.A. Kala Bonus Tracks (link)

death from rocking around the clock

a
new beck song
that
doesn't suck?

i'm surprised, too.

Beck "Timebomb"

death from a micro manager

this shirt is the boss.

too bad
they
don't sell
a tiny elvis
shirt.

(the thighmaster on point)

death from another day at the office

advertising is fun!!

Geto Boys feat. Big Mike "This Dick's For You"

death from a match made in heaven

get the print here.

X-Wife "Action Plan"

death from the other part of the time

i guess
this is what
he's doing
when
he's not
cat fighting with kanye.

isn't that a new sitcom on abc this fall?

anyhoo.

50 Cent "Part Time Lover"

death from the best email ever

this
was
forwarded to
me
and
i thought
i had to
share.

i blocked out
their names
for
their... um... protection.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: M*** C*****
Date: Aug 20, 2007 10:06 PM
Subject: please secure b*****
To: R*** D*****

the squad needs you to secure b***** for the game. it's the playoffs, man...
and you also need to bring my bowl. if you don't bring it, i will deem this situation a level 9.
a level 9, r***, means i show up at your work and request my bowl, aloud,
and when you don't present it, i totally kick your ass in front of your co-workers...
with a broken arm, jayhawk shorts, and a chocolate stained t-shirt...
and my car will be on the sidewalk.

m***

Death In Vegas "Death Threat"

death from a donkey punch

can you catch all the innuendos?

perv.

Angela "Jack You Off"

death from stepping into a giant pile of gap

duuuuuuuuuuuude.

is this real?

i love daft punk.

what are they doing in a gap commercial?!?

a gap commercial with juliette lewis?!?

these 30 seconds ruined my day.

fuck.

digital hate.

death from the darkroom

if
yer in chicago,
go out
and
support
my boy.

dj la jesus built my hot tub.

Apostle of Hustle "My Sword Hand's Anger (In A Den Of Thieves - DJ LA*Jesus Mix)"

death from being yellow bellied

taking
being a chicken
to
a whole new level.

The Meters "Chicken Strut"

death from a rainy day in ibiza

if i ever
dj in ibiza.

and
it rains.

i'm dropping this
as
people pour in
under
the thatched hut over-hanging
to escape
the drops.

keep in mind.

i've never been to ibiza.

i don't know if they have thatched huts.

and
i don't really dj anymore.

but if i did.

i'd play this.

Phil Collins vs. Osunlade "In The Air Tonight (Yoruba Soul Vox)"

death from super friends

new catchdubs and ayers mix.

download it
for free
here.

or
buy it
here
if you're
a patron of the arts-type.

death from a free pussy cleaning

talk about a cat fancy.

Schooly D "Pussy Ain't Nothin'"

death from the verbal herman munster

our
northwest correspondant
sent us
some pics
from
the seattle
sneaker pimps show.

he
even managed
to hang with
jurassic 5's
chali 2 na.

i hope
redman
uses
dolphin safe blunts.

DJ Nu Mark "Chali 2na Comin' Thru"

(benny and the jizzetts on point)

death from the ghetto doll brothel

the japs
are into
some weird shit.

O.T. Quartet "Hold that Sucker Down Lifelike"

death from liquid sores

that's
what happens
when
your band-aid
falls off
in
the mc carren pool.

Liquid Swords
is what
gza
will be
performing
there
on
sept. 15th.

he'll be
joined
by
jamie lidell
and
the rumored
spank rock.

see you there.

Holger Czukay "Cool In The Pool"

death from hip whop

unfortunately,
they are serious.

for
a group
that
spends
so much time
in front of
the mirror,
you wonder
how
they can
continually look
so ridiculous.

Sixtoo "The Honesty of Constant Human Error (Meaty Ogre Remix)"

death from a polite new yorker

i couldn't tell
if
i was at
the ps 1 warm-up
or
a sale
at
h & m.

everyone
was
either
young, gay or european.

and
most
were
young, gay and european.

so
we left
and
found
our own...
entertainment.