death from a tiny dancer

hold me closer.

death from the shitting range

dewd.

imagine
if you could
shoot
while
sitting
on the toilet.

i'm just saying.

these
are from
the l.a. gun club.

if you have the means,
i highly recommend it.

Cypress Hill "Cock The Hammer"

death from the bee

this
is
an old film
by
my boy
gerald mortensen.

it's
gotta be
about six or seven years old
now.

you
can see me
in
the front.

more so in part two.

i'm
wearing
an orange black sabbath shirt.

i loved that shirt.

death from ghost riding back to the future

more posts
coming soon.

hold your horses.

and
by
"horses,"
i mean
vaginas.

death from be kind, refund

save
your money.

the movie
sucks.

story
is
contrived
and
worse,
boring.

too bad.

it was
a great idea.

maybe
gondry
should
be kind
and
re-film.

Sonic Youth "What A Waste"

death from "the world's fucking lamest jew"

that's
what molly yelled at me
and
almost
got us
kicked out
of
houston's steak house.

joe
was
able to
smoove it over
with
the wait staff.

why
were we
at houston's
you ask?

joe
demanded
the french dip.

we
live
and
die
by
joe's whims
out here.

Bob Dylan "Diamond Joe"

death from a little sand in my vajay-jay

Bass 211 "Devil Went Down to the Beach" (New Order vs. Charlie Daniels Band)

death from dre day

happy b-day!!

come out of hiding!!

punk motherfucker!!

Dr. Dre "Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')"

death from california creamin'

on such a winter's day.

Transplants "California Babylon"

death from a 5 million dollar beach house

for
those of you
who
don't know,
we
rented
a place
instead of
crashing
in
a hotel.

it makes for
many
drunken lectures
by
joe
about
his vast life lessons,
like,
"never settle."

talk about profound.

Pretty Girls Make Graves "The Nocturnal House"

death from the hard sell

that's what
dj shadow and the cut chemist
called
their show
friday night
at
the wiltern.

and
it was
a hard sell.

their show
was
so technical,
it seems like
they
no longer
know
how to
rock a party.

the crowd
stood
or
sat
for
the entire show
and
just watched.

no connection.

no vibe.

no dancing.

it's like
they've become
the joe satriani of hip hop.

J Dilla "Geek Down"

death from oyster shooters

molly's reaction
kind of
sums up
the 48 hours
we've
had here
on production.

v-day dinner
at
hama
was fun
with
my work peeps.

but
i missed
my home girl.

Leaders Of The New School feat. MC Jah "Sobb Story"

death from maeby

as in
alia shawkat
frorm
Arrested Development.

i
sat
next to her
on
the flight
out to
l.a.
on
wednesday.

she
was wearing
an electric blue
cat-eared,
fur-lined
bonnet
and
a pink satin
cape.

so imagine
her
in the middle seat
stuck
next to me.

she
asked
to borrow
my Radar magazine.

i told her
she
could keep it.

maybe
i'm
a nicer guy
than you thought.

Money Mark "Maybe I'm Dead"

death from bringing a gun to a knife fight

death from crouching tiger, hidden vagina

happy v-day, every one!!

death from two fucking bass-tards

wow.

two of
my least favorite
people.

he looks
pretty uncomfortable
holding
a musical instrument.

like
he's holding
charles darwin's
Theory of Evolution
or something.

Public Enemy "You're Gonna Get Yours (Reanimated TX Getaway Version)"

death from coming from the land of the ice and snow and the midnight sun well you remember the rest...

streetlab
has
a host
of
remixes
on
their site.

dig in.

Led Zeppelin "The Immigrant Song (Streetlab Mix)"

death from saying the "n" word on cnn

that's why
you gotta love
him.

and
fuck jay-z.

retire again.

bitch.

Nas "Nas Is Like"

death from where the streets have no shame

spotted this
on the way back
from
the 10 deep
sample sale.

loved
the green lady.

but
when
i got home
i noticed
it was
originally
a wk interact.

no respect.

RJD2 feat. Ric Ocasek "Through The Walls"

death from investigative reporting

maybe
she knows
something
we don't.

death from highlights magazine

man.

i loved
playing
"what is wrong with this picture?"

Dead Prez "It's Bigger Than Hip-Hop"

death from i'm not sure who this jesse metcalfe guy is but this is fucking hilarious

it looks like
he
was trying
to pick-up
the other guy's girl
who was
none other than
taryn manning.

oopsy.

L.L. Cool J "Mama Said Knock You Out (7 A.M. Mix)"

death from debunking a myth

i guess
black people
really do
know
how to
swim.

Soulja Boy X Benzi X Rashad "Crank Dat (Juke Jams Remix)"

(married to the sea on point)

death from central intelligence with attitude

circa 1986
this
was the start
of
n.w.a.

Dr. Dre & Ice Cube are The C.I.A. "My Posse"
Dr. Dre & Ice Cube are The C.I.A. "Jus 4 The Cash $"
Dr. Dre & Ice Cube are The C.I.A. "Ill-Legal"

(blog as fuck on point)

death from what isiah thomas learned from bobby knight

(mangravy on point)

death from super tuesday

i know
who
i'm voting for.

Joy Division "Candidate"